2005-02-07 - Innies.
2004-11-10 - Beethoven's Filth.
2004-09-28 - One-inch margins.
2004-09-09 - No one remembers Merriam.
2004-09-02 - Relief.
2004-07-23 - Punt-ang.
2004-07-14 - Trianguhate.
2004-06-19 - Geometry makes for poor jokes.
2004-06-14 - Fab five (times five, minus four).
2004-06-07 - Hard to swallow.
2004-05-25 - Rock-a-hurl, baby. From a treetop.
2004-05-18 - New-wave fertilizer.
2004-05-10 - A no-no.
2004-05-04 - Clean?
2004-04-26 - Fun with statistics.
2004-04-20 - Dump; stir; repeat.
2004-04-14 - Homecoming.
2004-04-05 - Something Psycho-Sexual.
2004-03-29 - None of the above.
2004-03-23 - 'Cause I stuck it in there.
2004-03-18 - Hold the sausage.
2004-03-15 - Venetian blindness.
2004-03-06 - Anything, really.
2004-03-02 - The horror.
2004-02-28 - Coming this fall.
2004-02-17 - 10-10-ZERO.
2004-02-09 - Lunch-drunk love.
2004-02-03 - Vain refrain.
2004-01-23 - Farm fetish.
2004-01-21 - Status sweeper.
2004-01-18 - Matted mattress.
2004-01-13 - Stooping even lower for a lark.
2004-01-07 - Stomach rumble.
2004-01-05 - You know -- covered with fudge?
2003-12-28 - You otha fucktards can't deny.
2003-12-23 - Why did the entry cross the line?
2003-12-21 - Ginsu you.
2003-12-18 - Little addict.
2003-12-17 - A yoke of yolk jokes.
2003-12-14 - The grey, rosy palm of dominion.
2003-12-09 - Nuts to that.
2003-12-04 - A taste of my own medicine (that doesn't mean auto-fellatio.)
2003-12-01 - Post-Giving, Thanks.
2003-11-25 - Po'.
2003-11-21 - Testicular Delivery.
2003-11-19 - Less than < Alligator mouth.
2003-11-17 - Ring-a-fucking-ding-dong-ding.
2003-11-13 - Ah, snow.
2003-11-09 - SFMs.
2003-11-07 - Non-preferential, really.
2003-11-06 - Analytical, anatomical essay.
2003-11-04 - Miserable entry.
2003-10-27 - Worldly (goods).
2003-10-23 - A real American whore.
2003-10-20 - Faulty EMU.
2003-10-15 - Corner classroom.
2003-10-08 - Du jour (s taste funny?)
2003-10-08 - Degrees and degrees.
2003-10-01 - PC on your PC.
2003-09-29 - Prothetic.
2003-09-25 - Monotype A.
2003-09-25 - Monotype B.
2003-09-25 - Monotype C.
2003-09-24 - Raising the (Nutty Buddy) Bar.
2003-09-22 - Again with the zombies.
2003-09-19 - Edgy < Offensive > Not Even Funny.
2003-09-15 - Kerplunkzel.
2003-09-12 - Eye Dessert.
2003-09-08 - Emergence.
2003-09-05 - Strokey the Hair.
2003-09-04 - Merca-ge-ntilism.
2003-09-02 - Bunch, bundle, babycakes.
2003-08-31 - With it, and within it.
2003-08-27 - My brush with fame.
2003-08-21 - Hi, 'ho.
2003-08-17 - Abacurses.
2003-08-14 - Sexual whatever.
2003-08-12 - And everyone's invited.
2003-08-08 - A brief(ed) hiatus.
2003-08-02 - Two for the show (girl, sucka).
2003-07-30 - One for the money (for which she works so hard).
2003-07-26 - Contact with a full house makes me mad about you.
2003-07-22 - Clearly (clearly).
2003-07-20 - Pudding Pants.
2003-07-17 - Whenever I'm alone with you...
2003-07-15 - Small Talk.
2003-07-13 - Employment don't get much more gainful dan dis.
2003-07-11 - Free Tibet ('s inhibitions).
2003-07-08 - Props to mah pubes.
2003-07-04 - Fresh ground pepper?
2003-07-01 - The entry that sucked.
2003-06-28 - Streaking the Vanguard.
2003-06-23 - Eat, me; me, eat.
2003-06-23 - Bar-through code.
2003-06-20 - Invertebrain.
2003-06-19 - Almost as funny as posting the phone book.
2003-06-12 - Vintage viginte.
2003-06-11 - Go with my flow (and not menstruation).
2003-06-05 - One of those important talks.
2003-05-30 - Toke(n) family joke.
2003-05-25 - Once, twice, three times a day.
2003-05-23 - A question we all ask ourselves.
2003-05-15 - The Grapist (or: Large-Mouthed Ass).
2003-05-14 - High tile.
2003-05-08 - The Switch Vulps.
2003-05-02 - Southpaw.
2003-04-30 - Bleep.
2003-04-21 - Wordplay on sole.
2003-04-15 - Chick Tract infection.
2003-04-13 - Talk about convoluted.
2003-04-08 - Okay, okay, I'll admit it.
2003-04-07 - Containers for Lamers.
2003-04-06 - Them Fragile Flagelli.
2003-03-31 - Life as a 1986 arcade.
2003-03-25 - So many levels.
2003-03-23 - At which point I'll make like a Welshman and flee.
2003-03-21 - Some important shit.
2003-03-17 - When wit falls short, vulgarity goes the extra kilometer.
2003-03-07 - The three-headed limaerick.
2003-02-27 - The dangers of makin' it happen.
2003-02-26 - Gallic Symbols.
2003-02-24 - Mid-Masturbatory Reflections.
2003-02-18 - Trail mix.
2003-02-13 - Good god, y'all.
2003-02-08 - Wile denial.
2003-02-07 - Frostybox.
2003-02-03 - Or 'A Fish Called Charlie,' I suppose.
2003-02-02 - They're cosmically delicious.
2003-01-26 - Talk loudly and carry a big... talk.
2003-01-24 - Yes'm, yessuh... yatta.
2003-01-24 - Purple Mushroom Majesty.
2003-01-17 - The Two Towels.
2003-01-15 - Din-din for my chin-chin.
2003-01-14 - Sticky sticky sandwich.
2003-01-12 - Pick it up, put it down.
2003-01-10 - A story more precipitory.
2003-01-10 - This one's a winner. I can tell.
2003-01-03 - Rustic Root.
2003-01-03 - Theme Stark.
2002-12-30 - Fist tested, brass knuckle approved.
2002-12-28 - Shimmychanga.
2002-12-25 - Sum Fun Holiday
2002-12-20 - Workin' up the corporate ladder -- if you're the corporation, and the ladder's your leg.
2002-12-17 - Dinkles with sprinkles.
2002-12-12 - Arubaito.
2002-12-11 - Coughin' up coffin nails.
2002-12-09 - -llardo.
2002-12-07 - Nhok.
2002-12-04 - Gwoup hug!
2002-12-02 - Travel Travail.
2002-11-26 - Six or so years too late.
2002-11-24 - Delirium-related happy funtime.
2002-11-19 - Tribute.
2002-11-14 - Field of Wet Dreams.
2002-11-13 - Male mail.
2002-11-11 - Work Evasion Equation.
2002-11-10 - Aslake, aweep.
2002-11-05 - Emphatic! Well, no.
2002-11-02 - Scrumshucks.
2002-10-26 - Whole lotta nothin'.
2002-10-25 - Blah: A study of crappy entries.
2002-10-23 - Dipspit.
2002-10-19 - Why peers deserve my leers.
2002-10-18 - Guide to reference guides, referentially speaking.
2002-10-16 - No, not really worth a try.
2002-10-10 - Tuna of the coop.
2002-10-09 - The older you are, the softer you fall. On your back. For sex. This is innuendo, people.
2002-10-06 - Inter-view.
2002-09-30 - XYgoat.
2002-09-23 - I must announce a filthy bounce is still a bounce.
2002-09-18 - Me-oww.
2002-09-16 - The shortest long story ever.
2002-09-14 - I could see the inside of my outside.
2002-09-12 - They should've called 'em Y-Men.
2002-09-08 - Left for cold, right for hot and bothered.
2002-09-07 - Thems are some good M&Ms.
2002-09-04 - Poop shoot riot.
2002-09-04 - Ads abreast.
2002-08-30 - The only DM you'll want to stand in line for is V.
2002-08-29 - Cover band, rubber... gland. I don't bounce back.
2002-08-26 - Rollertusk.
2002-08-25 - Eavesdropping the bomb.
2002-08-23 - It's up to you to make that call.
2002-08-22 - Crotchtimism.
2002-08-16 - That tall guy with the fanny pack.
2002-08-12 - Yes, everyone has a price.
2002-08-07 - Go ahead. Try it.
2002-08-03 - Tapwater springs and musical rings. Fuck them all.
2002-08-01 - Oldometer.
2002-07-30 - My stance on happenstance.
2002-07-28 - Mmhmm.
2002-07-26 - When all else fails, toilet humor rounds out the roster.
2002-07-22 - Hour of Babel.
2002-07-19 - Return of the Creature from the Point of No Return.
2002-07-16 - Look like de orange, taste like de banana, mon.
2002-07-14 - Stroke those keys, baby.
2002-07-12 - To warm the heart, heat sixty seconds on high, rotate, and heat for another sixty seconds.
2002-07-07 - Thwick, thwack, on your back.
2002-07-01 - She sure does.
2002-06-27 - Put the soy back in sizzle.
2002-06-21 - Unperseptic bastards.
2002-06-18 - No shit.
2002-06-14 - Smoking pot, steaming kettle.
2002-06-12 - Glückliche Nachricht: Geburtstage bedeuten ein anderes Jahr näher zu Tod.
2002-06-10 - Sodomizing a dead horse.
2002-06-07 - Laughing over skilled milk.
2002-06-03 - Stop roasting my chestnuts.
2002-05-30 - Fecal Family Fun.
2002-05-30 - Sit-down comic.
2002-05-26 - Wholly shitty update, Batman!
2002-05-19 - I'm baaaad with goodbyes. (And puns.)
2002-05-15 - Yes, size matters.
2002-05-13 - I before 'e, except after me.
2002-05-13 - He put the "Mmmmm" in Mythology.
2002-05-08 - Switch to this and your itch can kiss my idle update's ass.
2002-05-08 - Aperture filming aperture leads to... apathy.
2002-05-06 - Second-rate update for all you ingrates.
2002-05-02 - Take me home to meet your mother.
2002-04-29 - For our next in-stall-ment...
2002-04-27 - Nobel detrunked.
2002-04-25 - Vomitastic.
2002-04-24 - Yours to own on six billion casettes.
2002-04-23 - I am efficient road pizza with alliterative anchovies.
2002-04-22 - Two things that stink.
2002-04-20 - Story of My Life, Chapter the Second.
2002-04-17 - Wrinkly Pinkly.
2002-04-16 - Wet and wild.
2002-04-15 - Saddle up.
2002-04-12 - Synonym Shim.
2002-04-11 - As esoteric as you can bear it.
2002-04-08 - T.S. Hellion.
2002-04-04 - Wouldn't want to meet one of those in a dark stall.
2002-04-02 - None at all.
2002-04-01 - That's what we like to call "failure."
2002-03-29 - Some of them really want to be abused.
2002-03-28 - It's funny 'cuz he's German.
2002-03-26 - Fuck the middlerabbit.
2002-03-26 - I think my joke's an innie.
2002-03-18 - A good screw. A bad poet.
2002-03-17 - Necroph33ria.
2002-03-12 - Pope-pourri.
2002-03-04 - These aren't me timbers a-shiverin'.
2002-02-25 - Moving on.
2002-02-22 - Story Time!
2002-02-18 - High Society.
2002-02-13 - Oringe delishus.
2002-02-11 - Lolly lolly lolly get your boredom here.
2002-02-04 - Guess you had to be there.
2002-02-03 - Suddenly Sunday.
2002-01-28 - No whammy.
2002-01-23 - Eeeeevil.
2002-01-22 - Moosical Mood.
2002-01-20 - It's best not to ask.
2002-01-14 - Diddle management.
2002-01-08 - Simply smashing.
2001-12-24 - Santa likes his ho-ho-hos.
2001-12-20 - Bore-iolis effect.
2001-12-14 - 'Tis the fucking season.
2001-12-11 - Bow to Time Cube, Educated Stupid.
2001-12-09 - Inky Dink.
2001-12-06 - Another cop-out conversation entry.
2001-12-05 - A new perspective on feminine hygiene.
2001-12-03 - Geek Mythology, or: Me Achin' Noggin'.
2001-11-29 - "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try."
2001-11-28 - Waxing poetic - with Nads (tm)!
2001-11-26 - If bakeries had turf wars...
2001-11-26 - Holy Bouncing Breasts, Batman!
2001-11-18 - Grr.
2001-11-16 - Stickin' it to da (wo)man!
2001-11-14 - A kinder end.
2001-11-14 - Fun fun piggly wiggly.
2001-11-14 - PolitiCaliFornicaTiaLeoni.
2001-11-13 - ROGGITY SHOGGITY, I LIKES MY BLOGGITY!
2001-11-09 - Glove love and shit wit.
2001-11-07 - Up until recently, I still thought the little pink things were hearts.
2001-11-02 - If I made an ice cream flavor, it'd be Brazen Raisin.
2001-11-01 - You can't spell "ponderings" without "pond." Or "rings." Or... "er."
2001-10-31 - I think I've got anachrophobia.
2001-10-31 - Koo-koo-kachoo.
2001-10-26 - Some people have bright futures ahead of them.
2001-10-19 - I r0><0r j00, n00b!
2001-10-18 - "Beautiful daaaayyy..."
2001-10-17 - All your Diaryland are belong to me!
2001-10-15 - Story of My Life, Chapter the First.
2001-10-15 - I speak pidgin.
2001-10-15 - For THREE is the number of counting...
2001-10-10 - Oww.
2001-10-10 - I bet, somewhere, there's a girl named Chevette.
2001-10-10 - Marketing ploy.
2001-10-10 - Really, now... how did Sir Mix-a-lot manage to get knighted?
2001-09-21 - Equinoctal fun.
2001-09-23 - You don't know me.