2004-04-14 - 6:20 a.m.

I can't help but smile whenever I contemplate the situation of twins simultaneously deciding to return to the relative safety and comfort of the womb, haivng since progressed to adulthood with mortgages and growths, take a running dive toward their invalid mother, crack not only their skulls together, but also her pelvis, and of course, in true sibling fashion, one screams "Shotgun!" and the other "Same seats on the way back!"

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