2003-08-08 - 3:47 a.m.
Someone talked about Bea Arthur, once, and said he used "her" lightly.
I replied to this by saying "I said I used 'her' lightly for Roseanne, once, but then I realized I used 'lightly' heavily."
If you found that funny, I'll know, and I'll find you, and I'll drink carbolic acid and decorate you with my ejaculate, so that the harsh remnant corrodes your deceitful flesh.
God, I love my readers.
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