2003-07-26 - 5:10 a.m.
Will people looking back on the remnants of our civilization be able to tell the difference between Helen Hunt and Jodie Foster, if I can't now?
Or which Olsen twin is uglier? They won't know the answer to either question, but I hope some fragment of this following advice survives for you, oh aliens, who must try to piece together the marvel that is modern man:
Who the fuck cares? They're both ugly.
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